Guess how many cases of Swine Flu have been confirmed in Australia?
April 29th, 2009
Yes, that's right: Zero.
This carto-monstrosity shows “suspected” cases, according to, well, they didn’t say.
Update: The above graphic was from April 2009. Swine Flu started to hit Australia in June 2009, according to Wolfram Alpha, which provides nice clear charts and cites all its sources.